OK, I wasn't going to post twice today, but I just saw the most unbelieveable thing EVER on an infomercial… The Royalet ! This thing is a space age toilet, which truly has to be seen to be believed. The feature list for the flagship model includes: Two nozzle system – His and Hers Adjustable…

Well, that's my first beer-related injury in a while !! It's not as bad as the time DB fell face-first onto the bitumen in the carpark at the Sussex or anything, but this isn't far behind, because this happened to *me*, which of course makes it a lot more serious. I managed to jam my…

I don't usually pay much attention to US Politics, because apart from not understanding it that well, it's just frustrating at how much goes on behind the scenes and separates the democratic front appearance from the machinations of what's really going on. This morning however I was pointed to this site by my friend Ryan,…

I remember reading a book which was bemoaning the fact that intelligent bathroom graffiti is something which appears to be dying out in this country, and indeed in today's society. I suppose it's a combination of things – one being the establishment's displeasure at having its facilities vandalised in any way, but also the general…

Thank god, it's OVER! Today began the seemingly arduous process of packing down Humpy's Arcade(s) (and every other thing on the Jamboree site)… but suprisingly it all came off without a hitch ! Today we got all the machines out (along with about 2kg of dust per machine), and all the lighting/specials came out of…

Today is the last day of the Jamboree… so you may well ask why it is I'm back at camp typing into my web log at 10 to 1 in the afternoon and not down lapping up the ambience ? Well, for starters I'm still sick, so I won't be performing in the All Australian…

Today I got a pleasant break from the Jamboree routine – I guess some would construe it as a “day off” ! I was lucky enough to catch up with Rowie, who's leaving for London tomorrow – we went for a lovely lunch at Red Rock on Glen Osmond Road. Plenty of chilli was EXACTLY…

Tee hee… after a quiet word to James, I managed to swing a shift on the radio station ! It was wild fun ! I haven't done that in sooooooo long!! Surely being a DJ in the real world can't be that easy though ? It's far too much fun for it to be a…

OK, the bit about having not slept is an outright lie, but I genuinely am knackered ! This is the problem with being so efficient and organised – my venue runs like clockwork… so much so that there's nothing for me to do up there any more! Well, except for playing tons of free games,…

As I haven't written myself a proper photo gallery script yet, I'll have to make do with this… Virge and our Simpsons pinny. We've got a 6-pack Daytona! Here's the stage with the roof up and some lights on. I got interviewed on the radio today (wooooo! Humpy On The Air!), so I thought I'd…