Happy Birthday Morgan ! ! ! ! Only 67 sleeps to go til I go to Perth!

Ah well, another night out on the turps with Michael J Winfield, only this time I survived. Last night I went to see “ASO goes Lounge” at the Festival Theatre. Not quite sure what led to them mounting this concert exactly… I get the feeling it may have been something 'popular' to get some bums…

I wish to publicly acknowledge the efforts and contributions of my esteemed housemate, Mike James, for his latest contribution to my phrase vocabulary. For now, if someone is irritating you with something, you can invite them thusly: “You may append that item to your rectal inventory”. It's pure gold. Way to go Mike.

So began last night my bi-annual tshirt purge. I seem to 'attract' t-shirts. I don't know if it's just because of the number of Scout do's I get involved in, or what, but I've found it useful an necessary to instigate a cull every couple of years. The 2001 effort was the best in recent…

Futurama Season 4 DVDs arrived today, which led to an impromptu viewing here at the Goodwood Road Brühaus this evening, and all I can say is… DAMN! That show just gets better and better. A bit more sentimentality being displayed than usual, but the characters have really hit their rhythm now and the accuracy of…

I just cleaned the microwave at work. Nasty horrid little appliance it is… Anyway as I was scraping off the shrivelled caked-on remains of Tyson's stinky rice-substitute, I noticed that the “ceiling” of our microwave had a weird sci-fi looking dome to it, rather than a flat bit of metal. I guess it's so the…

OK, 1am and I've just gotten home from dropping Lieutenant Sean Ramsey-Hyphen-Bullshit-Moore at his place after leaving th pub. I'm sitting here, typing into my weblog, and I can't help but feel a little bit like Doogie Howser. Whilst at that learned hall of philosophy tongiht – known as The Sussex Hotel – I ran…

Western civilisation on the whole is quite excited about its' teeth, isn't it ? When taking photos, the first thing that people strive to do is flash the old pearly whites. It's stupid, really – here, have a look at my skull… it's the only part you can see without drilling into my head. I'm…

Ben Salmon is a fucking five-star legend.

First of all, did I miss a huge civic meeting that mandated all Adelaide drivers should act like complete pricks this week ? Unbelieveable ! They're worse than usual, and that's no small statement. I can't believe I got honked at by a guy behind me because I didn't want to queue across a level…