I just cleaned the microwave at work. Nasty horrid little appliance it is… Anyway as I was scraping off the shrivelled caked-on remains of Tyson's stinky rice-substitute, I noticed that the “ceiling” of our microwave had a weird sci-fi looking dome to it, rather than a flat bit of metal. I guess it's so the…

OK, 1am and I've just gotten home from dropping Lieutenant Sean Ramsey-Hyphen-Bullshit-Moore at his place after leaving th pub. I'm sitting here, typing into my weblog, and I can't help but feel a little bit like Doogie Howser. Whilst at that learned hall of philosophy tongiht – known as The Sussex Hotel – I ran…

Western civilisation on the whole is quite excited about its' teeth, isn't it ? When taking photos, the first thing that people strive to do is flash the old pearly whites. It's stupid, really – here, have a look at my skull… it's the only part you can see without drilling into my head. I'm…

Ben Salmon is a fucking five-star legend.

First of all, did I miss a huge civic meeting that mandated all Adelaide drivers should act like complete pricks this week ? Unbelieveable ! They're worse than usual, and that's no small statement. I can't believe I got honked at by a guy behind me because I didn't want to queue across a level…

Found out something on the weekend – a good friend of mine from teenagership got married a couple of weeks ago. It's not surprising, because she TOLD me about the wedding weeks ago, and soforth. It's just… I don't know – just strange to think of one of your childhood friends now being married. I…

Stumbled over one of my first ever posts the other day, and thought it was kinda fun. Even back then, I suspect I had some idea of how much of a usefl resource this blog would turn out to be.

Hehee… I bet you weren't expecting THAT, were you ? I've been writing this blog tool, and thought it's hardly rocket science, it's a good thing for me to practise PHP and ADODB on. I've included a link to the old site, for historical importance, etc. etc. because I know there are some people (bizarre…