You go out of your way to buy a random softdrink, and it turns out to be bloody well apple flavoured! #disappointed #needsmorerhinoceros Monday 25th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
This is how pineapples work when they're growing up! #neverseenthisbefore #pricklygoodness Saturday 23rd June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
There's always money in the banana stand. #ivemadeahugemistake Friday 22nd June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Marginally more humid than the forecast suggested. #bollockstotheforecast #chuckingitdowninropes #swimmingpoolsofinstagram Thursday 21st June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Mr Cheap is the chepest for boad short. #definitelyencoded #authenticbrandedgoodsofinstagram Tuesday 19th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Yeah, that's not really how privacy screens work… #yeahnah #lookintomyeye Sunday 17th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Surviving, despite the odds. #bali #umbrellas #emergencymojito #fiveaday #smugtwatsofinstagram Sunday 17th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Worst scrabble word ever. #notproud #scrabbleatrocities Saturday 16th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
Final night of puppy school for #larrybstanding – I think he's gonna miss these little units… Especially Ernie! Monday 11th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
#larrybstanding completes his first ever act of domestic terrorism after I left him unsupervised for 10 minutes. Sufficed to say, it was a complete flop. Saturday 9th June, 2018 instagramLeave a comment
