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Anatomy of a walk to work
2006-11-16 : Anatomy of a walk to the bus stop
Anyone wanna make up a table?
Achievement comes in many forms. #totallygoingonmycv
Purists would probably kick off, but as I only know a couple of those and most of them are here who cares what they think – tonight we made Bunny Chow! And it were brilliant.
Oh @matsudairamen – how I am totally in the thrall of your tasty, tasty sorcery. #omnomnom #ramen #sodamntasty
In case anyone's wondering how tall Minnie B Standing is at the minute – she's about 1.7 whisky bottles high. #responsibleparenting
The winter solstice brings the now traditional trip to Oldbury Court with #larrybstanding so he can show off his mad skillz with an office ball. #massiveballer
@freedoughballs gave #larrybstanding a novel for Christmas, and he's absolutely devoured it!
Today's adequate food: slow cooked Irn Bru glazed xmas ham. Made with pre-recipe-change (c 2018?) "shed rested" Irn Bru.
-3° out there… That's brass monkey weather. Best bring out the big guns.
Look at this bunch of peckers. #cold