Bonjour from the part of Paris where "private bathroom" means "only the people in your room can watch you piss". #cityofromance Sunday 7th July, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Frenchest remote control EVER #athos #porthos #dartagnan #turnthefuckingtellyup Saturday 6th July, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Our technicians are working diligently, etc. #bsod #weapologiseforanyinconvenience Saturday 6th July, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Do you think we'll ever tire of this aesthetic? #iminvestinginwallpapercompanies #shagpileresurgence Thursday 4th July, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Wales: where it's not unusual to like cricket AND Dungeons & Dragons. Thursday 27th June, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Latest decorative trend: Dashrockery. #physicsshmysics #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #twat #howdidwebecomeapexpredatorsexactly #theseabeckons Wednesday 26th June, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
So, #larrybstanding got the snip yesterday. Didn't share a picture of him with The Cone, cos it was a bit too sad. It's been replaced now with this far superior option – kinda makes him look like a soft-play William Shakespeare. #forsooth #barkingbard #isthisanadgeriseebeforeme Wednesday 19th June, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Mum's Travel Tips: "I always tie a coloured ribbon through my bag handle so I know which one is mine" #nailedit #atleastitsnotablackbagwitharedribbonlikealltheothers Tuesday 18th June, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
Man down! #highballftw #cadenheads #blendedmalt #lovescotch #tastyweeknighttreat Tuesday 11th June, 2019 instagramLeave a comment
