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We're enjoying a #JapaneseWhisky session at @thedusties tonight with @nathanshearer159 and I'm mindful of people saying "I wouldn't pay £X for a 12yo". And learning about the #Miyagikyo isn't really making that picture any clearer. Lovely whisky though innit.

Not so much an #emergencymartini as a #martiniemergency – you can use a twist of lime, right? #tastesgreattome #putlemonsontheshoppinglist #coldcoldgin

And all the Aussies be like, "YEAH it is!". And everyone else be, "Huh, whut?" #bitterslimeandlemon

I mean, could you help a guy out? #theonlywayisetc

Surely this sort of warning is a little redundant at a #Rammstein gig?

Ah blast. I got sand on my #lagavulin cap.

And I say this with the DEEPEST cultural sensitivity and respect, but, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Of course, you know you can make a duck caller out of these…

I read a LOT about Covid, and I'm pretty sure sure we were never warned about this being a vector. #WHYWERENTWETOLD #coveryourass #yourewearingyourmaskwrong

Anyone know what George Lucas was doing on his holidays in 1976?

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