OK, I've finally downloaded all the photos, turfed out the ones that were too shite to put on the web, and assembled a loose narrative of my trip based on the hazy memories and scratchy notes I made. Here goes: Well well, whoever said that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit has obviously never…

Well well, it seems that everyone's eagerly awaiting news of how the Perth trip went, judging by the emails I've been getting ! I had an absolutely wild time – many MANY thanks again to my exceptional hostesses, Kris and Morgan. Goddamn I love you guys. But alas, it's not time to post that stuff…

Okay well I'm off to Perth this weekend to catch up with the beautiful folk of WA – should be an absolute hoot. It sure has been every other time ! Whatever happens this weekend though, it'll take a fair bit to beat our attempt at a picnic on the banks of the Swan River…

After posting on here the other day, I thought to myself “I tend to use the Ellipsis quite a lot !”. For those not familiar with the Ellipsis, it is a punctuation character comprising three evenly spaced dots (full stops). It is used to indicate words being removed from a sentence, and I think I…

It's finally happened – Save Ferris t-shirt number 4 has bitten the big one. Whilst changing tshirts after this morning's inaugural bike ride to work (that's a whole different story, which I'm not recounting here on the grounds that it's too damn embarrassing !!), the neck/shoulder region of the shirt finally gave way. In fact,…

1. I'd never paid much attention to Tiny Teddies, but I could have sworn that they were always a pretty cheerful bunch. Bought some Pizza flavoured ones the other day – I know… it's wrong, isn't it ? Plenty of people whining about Tia Maria flavoured Tim Tams, but they're perfectly happy with SAVOURY flavoured…

Yikes, what an incredible weekend. If anyone sees my liver, tell it I want it to come back. Friday got of to a fairly non-auspicious start (and by “start”, I do of course mean the part of Friday that starts AFTER working hours…), when I received an email through my website from one of those…

Woo hoo! My new digital camera has arrived at last. It's a Ricoh Caplio G4, and it's dead sexy. One of the cool things about it is it has a Macro zoom function, so I can take photos like this: Just what the world's crying out for, eh ? I guess it'll get its first…

I don't mind living near a main road so much, and the variety of prangs we have at the intersection out the front makes life a little interesting (as do some of the fights between little Homee-G's in the McDonalds' carpark), but ever so often one gets sick of it… Last night we heard the…

Before I went the whole nine nerd yards and bought my own domain name, I was using a regular ISP email account… one which I've still got active, as it was on my business card when I went to the US back in 1996, and soforth. Lately I've been wondering just how much actual email…