It's always weird visiting a house you moved out of… Not that I suppose I've visited many of them after moving out, and Mum & Dad's place doesn't *really* count. But anyway, last night I went out to the Batchelor Pad Royale at Mawson Lakes to catch up with Bushy, Nuddley, and the other chaps….

Ooooooh boy, what a fearsome visage greeted me this morning on my way down Goodwood Road… Typically I'm mentally prepared for the cavalcade of halfwits and bad drivers that assail me on my morning trip from Clarence Park to Rose Park. This morning however, the approach to Wayville Showgrounds was slower than usual. A single…

Now that I've caught up on the Perth trip news, it's time to talk about last Friday night/rest of the weekend. Friday night was Wedding #2 in my series of 6 that are taking place before May 1st. This one was the Wedding of Lucy and Matt. To start with, we had the wedding service…

OK, not that it takes me a long time to get around to doing things, but I suppose that now I'm a week on from the events, I'd best finish my story about the trip to Perth ! That'll learn me to keep up with this thing – the weekend just gone was pretty damn…

Not that it takes me a long time to get around to telling a story or anything, but I thought I'd interrupt the Perth goings on to make mention of the fact that… MY SAVE FERRIS T-SHIRT ARRIVED TODAY !!! It's so good to have one again – it's been almost a week now. The…

OK, I've finally downloaded all the photos, turfed out the ones that were too shite to put on the web, and assembled a loose narrative of my trip based on the hazy memories and scratchy notes I made. Here goes: Well well, whoever said that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit has obviously never…

Well well, it seems that everyone's eagerly awaiting news of how the Perth trip went, judging by the emails I've been getting ! I had an absolutely wild time – many MANY thanks again to my exceptional hostesses, Kris and Morgan. Goddamn I love you guys. But alas, it's not time to post that stuff…

Okay well I'm off to Perth this weekend to catch up with the beautiful folk of WA – should be an absolute hoot. It sure has been every other time ! Whatever happens this weekend though, it'll take a fair bit to beat our attempt at a picnic on the banks of the Swan River…

After posting on here the other day, I thought to myself “I tend to use the Ellipsis quite a lot !”. For those not familiar with the Ellipsis, it is a punctuation character comprising three evenly spaced dots (full stops). It is used to indicate words being removed from a sentence, and I think I…

It's finally happened – Save Ferris t-shirt number 4 has bitten the big one. Whilst changing tshirts after this morning's inaugural bike ride to work (that's a whole different story, which I'm not recounting here on the grounds that it's too damn embarrassing !!), the neck/shoulder region of the shirt finally gave way. In fact,…