Marinade (not for the squeamish)

For reasons just beyond my understanding the room cleaners in my Paris hotel yesterday made off with the remaining pair of fresh boxer shorts I had for the weekend.  Of course I didn’t notice this until 5:50 this morning when I was looking for them in preparation for my shower …

[Tap, tap, tap…] Is this thing on?

That poor monkey must be knackered! Ahem, yes, well anyway… here we are again. I must confess, I didn’t expect the “maintenance” to take six months, and to be perfectly honest what has taken place wouldn’t really be accurately summed up as maintenance anyway. It all started when Aaron, the …