From BoingBoing.

Although come on… the Christmas Octopus? Everybody knows it doesn't exist. That's just a story told to kids so they don't learn the truth, about the Christmas Snail and the Easter Moose.

2007-12-06 : Aaaaaaaaaargh! Making a list, checking it twice, then ripping your face off with evil tentacles.
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