Heard this exchange in the Post Office the other day whilst waiting in the relentless queue from hell –
Man with deep loud voice: Now, is it still the same price for stamps to send these to The Empire ?
Disinterested post office pleb: Empire sir ?
MWDLV: New Zealand, South Africa, places like that.
DPOP: Yes sir.
MWDLV: Good, now have you got any with nice pictures on them ? Trafalgar, or something like that… Let 'em know who won the war.