The bespectacled ogre and his scrotum-faced keeper drag another batch of hopefuls through the repetitive competitive kitchen-based challenge, this year spicing things up by bringing back a busload of near-misses from last season. Was that for variety, or because there weren’t enough entrants? At any rate, this time next year I’ll probably still be struggling to remember who Chris, Brin, Louise and Abi were. For future me – Brin was the smiley vet from Bristol, Chris was the fire-breathing pigman, and Louise was the venison-on-the-Aga lady. Can’t remember who Abi was.

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