The story of the rise & disappearance of inane & vulgar lo-fi singer of such minor internet classics as “Have a Wank”, “Gentleman’s Wash”, “I Shit My Pants”, “A Lonely Wank In A Travelodge”, and the anthem “Fucksticks” – penned by the author himself. A refreshingly honest story from someone who doesn’t feel like they have a reputation to protect, though not one for people put off by fruity prose. I couldn’t put it down.

i, Kunt: How I became (and remained) a minor internet hit singer
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