The Mummy Returns

We watched this on the strength of the involvement of The Rock, and were you to use the relative size of the characters’ faces on the poster as an indication of their importance/screentime in the film you’d have at least expected him to feature as much as mouldering CG-when-it-suits-him creepy ancient dead dude Imhotep.  However the extent of his involvement appeared to be a brief bit of shouting in an ancient language at the start, and having his face plastered onto a CG lobster thing in the closing battle.  I’m led to believe he’s more involved in The Scorpion King, but I suspect my chances of getting Liz to agree to watching that are slim-to-minimal after sitting through this turd of a flick. 👎👎

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