The Jesus Rolls

The Jesus Rolls

The Jesus Bombs, rather.  So I’ve been anticipating this character spinoff from The Big Lebowski for AGES now, and Liz being out one night provided the perfect opportunity – and, casting the film’s 4.3 IMDB stars to one side, in I went.  If there was ONE takeaway from Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides it was that you need to do SO MUCH MORE work if trying to set up a story centred on a “colour character”.  I’ve no idea how Audrey Tatou allowed herself to be talked into this shitball, and definitely expected more from John Turturro.  A definitely disappointing exercise where rolling out of the character’s “signature phrases” from the previous film leaves the audient wondering, “Gawd, is THAT what they were clinging to?”.  👎 👎