Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

THIS FILM WAS A MASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT. Normally I wouldn’t writeup/count a film I hadn’t seen all of, but I feel like putting these words here & next to each other is in some way a public service that might somehow prevent anyone else making the same mistake. DO NOT WATCH “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”.  The teaser clip with The Rock twitching his pecs is the ONLY part of this film worth seeing, unless you enjoy the idea of watching him & Michael Caine playing out some weird alpha-male pissing contest while a ponderous & shit plot resolves itself. 👎👎

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