You’d think taking the story of The Judgement of Paris (the 1976 blind wine tasting where California beat France) and putting Alan Rickman in one of the key seats alongside Bill Pullman would be an instant classic – but this was a masterclass in squandering some great cloth. It’s like the note was, “Hey Alan – can you give us the Sherriff of Nottingham, but less-likeable?”.

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