A Good Day to Die Hard (Die Hard: Mission to Moscow)

Bruce Willis goes on holiday to Russia, and then some bullshit happens, and I don’t really know because I fell asleep a few times during it and it was nonsense. McClane protesteth many times that he was “only here on vacation”, and even managed to squeeze in a few “motherfuckers” – presumably to try to rub on a bit of Samuel L. Jackson’s magic sauce. Oh, we are all now SO looking forward to Die Hard 6* (Assignment: Miami Beach?). 👎👎

* wouldn’t you know it – it’s going to be a prequel/reboot! How very unexpected.