December 2005

Ah, much better ! My SECOND ever sudoku took 20 mins, and not a single profanity to erase! Right, so I've clearly mastered that. Time to go discover cold fusion, or train some Bulgarian swearing whelks, or something.

Finished my first ever sudoku puzzle the other day. I started it last Wednesday, and finished it last night. Given that it was an 'easy' one, I'd of course like to explain that the reason it took so long was that I've had no time to do it. Whereas the actual reason is that I…

Heard this exchange in the Post Office the other day whilst waiting in the relentless queue from hell – Man with deep loud voice: Now, is it still the same price for stamps to send these to The Empire ? Disinterested post office pleb: Empire sir ? MWDLV: New Zealand, South Africa, places like that….

Right well that's that then ! Last night we put Movember to rest. Our initial grand master plan was to go to Rollerdisco, but maybe they'd gotten wind of it or something, because a notice went up on their website saying that Rollerdisco was cancelled for Dec 1st. So we went to the pub across…