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2006-11-16 : Anatomy of a walk to the bus stop
These things can fuck off, and all.
These things can fuck off, and all.
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On Masterchef, when they say "everything rests on this last dish", they mean it. Once you're out that door you're straight on a barge to be shackled to a disused oil rig rusting in the North Sea. Nude. #nofilter #truestory #oilrigshacklesofinstagram
This arrived today. #progress
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The thing about this is I'm not really that well positioned to comment on how authentic the flavour is. #paprikaftw
Not an actual emergency. Consider it a weekday drill. #emergencymartini #psychopomp #pasture #bristol #gin #managementplan