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So, if you make macaroni cheese, but there's no macaroni at the shop and you have to use the penis-shaped pasta your in-laws gave you, does that mean dinner is… Dick Cheese?

So, if you make macaroni cheese, but there's no macaroni at the shop and you have to use the penis-shaped pasta your in-laws gave you, does that mean dinner is… Dick Cheese?

So, if you make macaroni cheese, but there's no macaroni at the shop and you have to use the penis-shaped pasta your in-laws gave you, does that mean dinner is... Dick Cheese?

So, if you make macaroni cheese, but there's no macaroni at the shop and you have to use the penis-shaped pasta your in-laws gave you, does that mean dinner is… Dick Cheese?
jasonbstanding Sunday 5th July, 2020Tuesday 17th November, 2020 instagram No Comments
  • ← This year's harvest sees a marked volume improvement on last year, but still nothing to really write home about thanks to those chirping bastards out there.
  • Just in case anyone's following this story – it's getting a bit competitive for space in the fridge right now, so the leftover Dick Cheese has had to go in the freezer. #testosteroni #cheesy #shamethefridgeisabosch #couldbeasmeg →

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