The bloke in the shop said the Amaryllis would flower once every 2 years.I guess nobody bothered explaining that to the Amaryllis. Sunday 8th March, 2020 instagram Previous PostGot teatowel done! Next PostI can't tell you how pleased I am to have the validation of seeing the word "spork" written down – for years I was corrected by people insisting they were called "splayds". But now, VINDICATION! #thenoodleswereawfulbytheway