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Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven't heard before

Pundamentalist

Author: Gary Delaney

I love seeing Gary Delaney at work – a slightly battered comedy ‘everyman’ with a hint of wrong’un, he fires out puns and stup

A few good posts…

  • Hey, what’s the story with the crisps?

    Hey, what’s the story with the crisps?

    Monday 26th March, 2018
  • It all seems so obvious, until you ask someone.

    It all seems so obvious, until you ask someone.

    Thursday 23rd July, 2015
  • A great man

    A great man

    Tuesday 18th November, 2014
  • Let’s raise a glass to The Gunmakers

    Let’s raise a glass to The Gunmakers

    Thursday 11th September, 2014

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