Idiotic shopping behaviour in your area left you without access to crisps? Never mind! You can always chow down on a tasty bag of MUSHROOMS! #mmmmm #imafungi #foodofthefuture #icollectsporesmoldsandfungus
- I can't tell you how pleased I am to have the validation of seeing the word "spork" written down – for years I was corrected by people insisting they were called "splayds". But now, VINDICATION! #thenoodleswereawfulbytheway
- A change in restaurant openness last night meant celebrating @freedoughballs birthday with what turned out to be an altogether acceptable backup plan – a HENCH steak (to share), couple of quality bottles o' classy plonk, and teleconferencing the whole effort with @adrianbryers and @mitchers #happybirthdaytoliz #notonrationsjustyet #bacchanalianfeastsofinstagram
