The Chase: #larrybstanding met 3 squishy dogs in the park today (2 grey, 1 beige). They weren't growly, but I think he was a bit stressed because there were 3 of them.
I just made @freedoughballs a bird out of toast. She said it wasn't quite toasted enough. I offered to make a second, but she declined. #obviouslytooearlyforapairoftoasteagles
Am impressed with the new #GWR trains – combining modern sleek lines with comfort that genuinely feels like it's been recycled from Brunel's work. #arsehasgonetosleepalreadyandweveonlyreachedchippenham
A few hits from the back catalogue last night to celebrate #internationalwhiskyday – and the best way to enjoy #whisky is with mates. #lovescotch
#larrybstanding overseeing the slow roast lamb shoulder preparations by Mr & Mrs McJingles. #qualitymeat #larribo #farctate
Oh well, looks like it's another dose of this nonsense… #canceleverything #winteriscoming #quickbuyallthemilkandbreadintheworld
Enjoying a #Bristol moment – someone's taken the time and effort to write "Alreet me babber" in the dirt in the back of this ambulance.
Isn't having enormous garden gnomes somewhat missing the point? When do they stop being gnomes and just become statues of avuncular bearded men in hats?