Seasonal foliage. Yes, for a mere £2.49 you can buy a branch that was accidentally torn off a Christmas tree by a heavy-handed delivery man.
I call this collection "The Slightly Eggy Wooden Santas of Broadmead". Look at those facial expressions. Not a jolly one among them! #ersatzbavarian #couldberesin
Why do people always have to ruin everything? #idyllicautumnsunday #enginesrunningabithot #fuckwitsofinstagram