I do wonder what sort of person would send Lord Cthulhu to a job…
I do wonder what sort of person would send Lord Cthulhu to a job interview…
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"The Thames smells bad and has at least half a dozen corpses in it on any given day. The one time it…"
“The Thames smells bad and has at least half a dozen corpses in it on any given day. The one time it got a bit of nature in it – I refer to the national hysteria that was the Wally The Whale saga – the fucking thing died. It was overwhelmed. “T…
Moose’s head, made of chocolate. On sale now (50% off) at…
Moose’s head, made of chocolate. On sale now (50% off) at Fortnum and Mason. I love this planet.
Ruby and a pocket watch, or stand in awe (that’s all meant to be rhyming slang)
I suspect this is entirely too late to be of any use to anyone, but it was awesome, so it seems like the sort of thing one ought to mention… In early November I was extremely fortunate to be invited to a whisky tasting dinner at the exceptional and renowned Quilon restaurant in Buckingham Gate. …
Those lucky, lucky fish
It’s brilliant being at the top of the food chain (as a species, I mean – I’m not claiming to be at the absolute pinnacle of the food chain personally… although apparently human flesh tastes like chicken…). It means that we can force tiny little fish to chew dead skin off our feet, and all…
You know, some days I have no sympathy that your little blue-green planet is going to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Do you want to hear about a comprehensive shopping cockup, boys and girls? No? Oh, well you’re rather out of luck then… The setup So, Liz decided that she wanted to buy a telly. Something to do with paying for a Sky package every month in order to get internet, and having no telly with…
Badass Of The Week
Badass Of The Week: Taking tales of awesomeness from history, literature, cinema, and anywhere else it can be found and then re-writing it to highlight the awesomeness more, this site is fast becoming one of my regulars. This example features the Bad…
That’s m’boy!
It’s not strictly a story from this year, but it’s from last Christmas, it’s one of my favourite stories, and seemingly I haven’t gotten around to blogging about it yet… so that makes it more than eligible for the jasonbstanding.com treatment, doesn’t it? Admittedly, I think I’ve already told everyone I’ve ever met, but I…