I just cleaned the microwave at work. Nasty horrid little appliance it is… Anyway as I was scraping off the shrivelled caked-on remains of Tyson's stinky rice-substitute, I noticed that the “ceiling” of our microwave had a weird sci-fi looking
2003-12-02 : Imagine how the poor camel felt…
OK, 1am and I've just gotten home from dropping Lieutenant Sean Ramsey-Hyphen-Bullshit-Moore at his place after leaving th pub. I'm sitting here, typing into my weblog, and I can't help but feel a little bit like Doogie Howser. Whilst at
2003-12-01 : More pseudophilosophical bullshit.
Western civilisation on the whole is quite excited about its' teeth, isn't it ? When taking photos, the first thing that people strive to do is flash the old pearly whites. It's stupid, really – here, have a look at
2003-11-28 : An important community announcement.
Ben Salmon is a fucking five-star legend.
2003-11-28 : “Is your name not Moose?” “Err no, it’s Michael !”
First of all, did I miss a huge civic meeting that mandated all Adelaide drivers should act like complete pricks this week ? Unbelieveable ! They're worse than usual, and that's no small statement. I can't believe I got honked
2003-11-27 : Kirsty knows about pistachios
Found out something on the weekend – a good friend of mine from teenagership got married a couple of weeks ago. It's not surprising, because she TOLD me about the wedding weeks ago, and soforth. It's just… I don't know
2003-11-26 : Into the hive…
Stumbled over one of my first ever posts the other day, and thought it was kinda fun. Even back then, I suspect I had some idea of how much of a usefl resource this blog would turn out to be.
2003-11-25 : OK, let’s see how we go…
Hehee… I bet you weren't expecting THAT, were you ? I've been writing this blog tool, and thought it's hardly rocket science, it's a good thing for me to practise PHP and ADODB on. I've included a link to the